If you’re an unemployed HTTP pro:

• A job is 404
• Your old life is 410 and it has only the 206 of what it was before
• First you think it’s 200 but after a while it becomes harder to 100 because you run 503 which is hard because for nearly everything out there is 402!
• Maybe you want to change the law but you’re 401
• You’ll sure be in a 409 because there seem to be 300 but you’ll find out that most of ‘em are 400, 403, 404, 405, 406, 412, 415, 501, 502 or 504, so you’ll have to 205 and 303 solutions, but if if you wait to long you might run into a 504!
• Anyway, after too long it SUCKS!